All right, pretty good, pretty good.
Just keep it a little bit more inside.
All right.
All right, right in here.
Okay, Mike, you're gonna have to keep your eye on what you're doing now.
Come on, keep it in the strike zone.
You're putting too far to the right.
That didn't look too good.
Yeah, I know.
That's a fifth in a row.
Speed it in there.
Let's get it going here.
Come on, you can do it.
You can do it.
Come on.
No.
Come on, Mike.
Keep your eye on what you're doing.
Okay, guys, launch.
Come and get it.
That's okay, Mike.
Don't worry about it.
I don't know how to replace you on second base anyway.
Sorry, I just guess I wasn't cut out to be a pitcher.
Oh, don't worry about it.
Boy, we're in a lot of trouble.
You think out of three shifts, one person would know how to pitch,
somebody other than Dwyer.
Well, you try everybody?
Yeah, except for Chet, and he doesn't even play ball.
Chet, you're taking this whole thing too seriously.
It's a friendly game there tomorrow.
So what if you lose?
We'll all have a lot of food, a few beers, a few laughs.
Yeah, that's just the problem.
What, having a good time?
No, all that food and the beer and the soft drinks
and the games for the kids and the prizes.
Losers are gonna have to pay for all that.
What?
Wait a minute.
We always share the cost of 36.
How did this happen?
Well, last week at the meeting we had over there,
you were supposed to go and make arrangements, remember?
Yeah.
You made a deal with them without talking to us about it first?
Well, I mean, one thing kind of led to another,
and we were all talking about how the games are so close every year,
and then somebody suggested that we do this
to kind of make the games more interesting.
Look, how was I supposed to know Dwyer'd fall off a roof and break his arm?
That's all right.
Just tell the other two shifts we're splitting the cost for the entire picnic.
That's all.
Well...
You know, Gage, you are a one-man disaster area.
Oh.
Station 51, vehicle accident with injuries.
132.12 DeKalb Drive.
132.12 DeKalb Drive, Cross Street, Woodhill.
Time-out, 11.55.
Station 51, BMG 365.
BMG 365.
licenses
The driver's still fitting in there.
My gas tank's leaking.
Right in the old water, you dutch.
Better get some of this oil cleaned up over here.
I'm in a full life, Greg.
Yes, Tim, we were afraid of sparks if we forged it.
It's got a good strong foot pulse.
Didn't seem to be any fractures.
I don't see any bleeding.
Right?
Yeah.
I smell booze.
I need a jaws of life in here.
I've got a laceration on the bridge of his nose.
I don't think it's broken. It's superficial.
Johnny, we're going to need a crowbar to get that door to pine.
What do you need?
A jaws of life. We got him.
Okay, Vince.
What's going on?
All right.
It looks like a ruptured blood vessel.
What did you do, hit something?
Yeah, I sure did.
You been taking kung fu lessons, Dix?
No, I went to a friendly little party last night.
Oh, yeah?
Yes, and I ran into somebody that wasn't so friendly.
Rampart to squad 51.
This is Rampart. Go ahead, 51.
We got a male victim here in a vehicle accident.
He's about 55 years of age.
His legs are trapped underneath the steering wheel.
He has a strong fetal pulse,
no evidence of any fracture or bleeding of any kind.
There's a strong odor of ethanol present.
He's coming around.
The victim's now coming around,
so there's no evidence of a spinal injury.
The victim also has a superficial laceration
across the bridge of his nose.
51, do you have any vitals?
We can't get vitals, Rampart.
There's a clean leak all over here.
We better get the man out of here first.
He seems to be moving,
so we don't figure there's any evidence of spinal injury.
All right, 10-4, 51.
Be sure and keep his back and his neck straight.
10-4, Rampart.
All right, it's enough.
Okay.
All right, it's a good thing you had your seatbelt on.
All right, now, look, settle down.
You're gonna be all right. You're gonna be all right.
Where's it hurt? Right here?
Ah!
Oh!
All right.
Settle down.
Settle down. I'll take it easy.
Oh!
151, this is Rampart.
Can you send me some EKG?
10-4, transmitting EKG.
We're sending you a strip. Vitals to follow.
Balsus 160, the victim is in extreme pain, Rampart.
The patient is in VEKVIP.
Rampart, we have lost the victim's pulse, beginning CPR.
We're defibrillating victim, Rampart.
Rampart, we've defibrillated victim,
he's in sinus rhythm.
Administer 2 amps sodium bicarbonate, insert an airway.
Start an IV, 51.
Light-saving rigors.
Squad 51, continue monitoring vitals and transport immediately.
All right, wait a minute, Rampart.
Better get him out, huh?
Yeah.
All right.
Let's do something with Seth.
Let me reach him.
Rampart, this is squad 51.
We're in the gurney and over here.
We're going to need a resuscitation.
He's become violent and had to be subdued.
He went into some kind of a seizure.
He's now comatose.
Stand by for vital signs.
10-4, 51.
Let me get his pulse.
Rampart, pulse is 100.
Stand by for BP and respiration.
BP is 130 over 80.
Pulse is 20.
What's respiration?
Respiration is 20.
Rampart, BP is 130 over 80.
Respiration is 20.
He's now coming to.
10-4, 51.
Transport as soon as possible.
51, as soon as he's fully conscious,
check his pulmonary response.
Affirmative, Rampart.
Rampart, do you want me to start an IV?
Negative 51.
Stand for Rampart.
Oh my God, it hurts!
My God!
My God, it hurts!
Oh!
Oh my God!
Are you going to run up and grab that line?
I'll get you a house and make it feel good.
His BP is still holding.
There's no evidence of a ruptured spleen.
He sure was hurting.
Dix, I'm going to need some x-rays.
Light plate and upright of the abdomen.
And a skull series, too.
What happened?
He was conscious when he came in.
Just long enough to tell us his name,
then he passed out again.
But not from the bump on the nose.
Drunk?
I'm waiting for the lab report.
But that still wouldn't account for the seizure.
Since he came in?
I don't know, here he just drifted off.
While they were getting him out of the wreck,
he became violent.
Then he went into eye rolls and tremors,
and then he fell again.
Thank you.
He's slightly anemic.
Heavy drinkers usually are.
My guess is he's one of them.
Although he hasn't had much to drink today.
His blood alcohol is only.03.
That's barely enough to give him a mild buzz.
He evidently hasn't been taking any drugs.
Call neurology, have them send down whoever's available.
I'll need those x-rays as soon as they're ready.
Dix, are Johnny and Roy still here?
They were in treatment one.
Well, it's not broken,
but I'll be glad to put on a cast if you want me to.
Oh, thanks, Doc.
But I'll get an outside opinion, no offense.
Hi, Doc.
Roy.
Johnny, how's the nose?
I feel like I've gone ten rounds with Muhammad Ali.
How's the old man doing?
Well, he's comatose, but stable.
Hey, do you guys have any idea
where he impacted on the steering wheel?
Yeah, he hit the bridge of...
hit the bridge of his nose.
He probably also hit the upper part of his rib cage.
What about the abdomen?
I kind of doubt it.
He had his seat belt on.
That's probably what kept him from going through the windshield.
He was howling about his stomach.
He have any internal bleeding at all?
Well, that's what I expected,
but his BP is up and there's been no drop in his hematocrit.
Doc, what the heck made him freak out like that?
That's still a mystery, too.
The only thing we know about it for sure is that his legs are okay.
That's a big hell.
He's conscious again, Kel, and lucid.
Thanks, Dix.
Hey, I'll see you guys later.
I want to talk to him before he blacks out again.
So you're not going to do anything about my nose?
Well, I can do some plastic surgery.
Hey, Johnny, I understand you took a punch in the nose.
Well, Dix, I understand you threw one.
Well, who would start a nasty rumor like that?
I don't know.
Thanks, Doc. You've been a big help.
Hey, I'll see you guys.
Yeah.
Oh, and Johnny, keep your nose out of trouble.
Thanks, Doc.
Well, you going to make it to the picnic?
Well, I wish I could, but I'm working.
Oh, that's a shame. We'd love to have you.
Hey, good luck on the ball game.
I understand you have quite a bit riding.
Wait a minute. Where'd you hear that?
Guys from 36.
They seem pretty confident.
All right, now you're jumping the gun again.
Get on the telephone and call him.
I'm straightening his whole thing off.
Well, I've got an idea that I think...
It was your idea that got us in this whole mess in the first place.
I know, I know, but didn't you see Chet?
Didn't you see Chet?
When he threw that apple into the waste paper basket,
it was about a foot opening.
Get on the phone and call 36.
I'll get on the phone, but at least we can talk about it on the way.
It ain't so bad now, but sometimes it feels just like I swallowed a broken glass.
Where exactly?
Well, can you get these things off?
Just tell me where it hurts.
Yeah.
How long ago did the plane start?
Oh, a couple of months ago.
I went to a clinic, but the doctor only told me he was to quit drinking.
Ha-ha-ha.
Oh, you're there.
The doctor gave you good advice.
Oh, another bunch of do-gooders.
Tell me somehow, how did you guys get your hands on me anyway?
You mean you don't remember how you got here?
Last thing I remember, I was driving along, and somebody called my name, and...
Ugh, I don't know.
Next thing I know, I'm here with these cock-a-ming handcuffs.
Neurologists only tell them to be young as soon as the extras are ready.
Good.
Gus, have you ever blacked out before?
The bears sleep in woods?
Ha-ha-ha.
You know, I remember one weekend when...
Oh!
Under pressure!
Oh!
All I'm saying is that we just try it.
I mean, we've got nothing to lose.
If we can just try it...
I mean, then if you guys want to back out, fine, then we'll back out, but, I mean, at least we can try it.
Well, Gage, I've never even played baseball. I mean, I've seen it on TV, but I've never played.
Hey, don't worry about that. Don't you even think about that.
If your pitching arm is as good as I think it is, I'll teach you everything you need to know.
That's all we need.
I'll work with you every spare minute I've got.
What do you say?
Oh, we've got nothing to lose.
Okay, but don't expect too much of me.
I don't like people expecting too much of me.
Right.
Squad 51, manned by an animal.
Traitor Jags car lot, 32010 Roosevelt Road, Cross Street, Wellington.
32010 Roosevelt Road.
Ambulances responding. Time up, 1515.
Squad 51, KMG 365.
You should have been a salesman. You would have made a fortune.
Oh, yeah? Selling what?
Anything.
Oh, yeah.
That's that guy that does those crazy TV commercials, isn't it?
Yeah.
All the way down, last straw slide. Hurry!
Easy, girl. Take it easy.
Folks, please don't move around.
Easy, easy, Willie.
Just take it easy. Everything can be fine.
Easy, girl. Now, easy.
Easy, easy, girl. Easy.
Now, take it easy. Easy, easy, Willie.
Just walk at a normal pace.
Easy, girl. Easy.
Everything's gonna be fine.
Easy, girl. Easy.
Keep those cops back!
Too many people will get the cat excited.
Easy, girl. Easy.
There they come.
Easy, girl.
Marty's got a good straw to pulse.
You're the traitor, right?
I told everybody, no food around her.
This jerk's a peanut freak.
Got in there with a pocket full of solid peanuts.
A cat don't know no difference.
All right, okay. Do you think we can get him out without upsetting the cat?
If you start crawling around there and get Willie excited,
she's gonna go wherever she wants to.
Well, then we're gonna have to shoot him right now.
You can't do that.
If you just wound her, you're gonna have 600 pounds of tigers
clawing the hell out of everybody.
Maybe we can just ease him out of there real slow.
I don't think that's gonna work. He's got his seat belt around him.
The car won't start without it.
See, he and Willie were supposed to drive into the camera.
Easy.
Why don't we go with an asbestos blanket?
Asbestos blanket?
Just have that ladder there.
What are you gonna do?
Well, we're gonna try to get this man out of here
without getting anybody else hurt.
Just keep that cat happy, all right?
Okay, why don't we take this ladder?
We're gonna drip the asbestos over this ladder.
Okay, now we're gonna have to open the door from our side real slow.
Edge the ladder over, and then Johnny and Traynor will receive it from the other side.
As soon as I open the door, then we're gonna have to jam it up tight quick, all right?
Okay, now let me ask you one question.
Once we get it up, how do I let go?
You don't.
You keep it up there till the man arrives with the tranquilizer gun.
Steady, Willie.
Steady.
Steady, Willie.
Slow, very slow.
Easy, easy.
Willie, easy, easy.
Easy.
Easy, easy.
Don't freak the cat out.
Easy.
Unlock this.
Keep it up.
Easy, easy.
You want to go in with him?
Yeah.
All right.
Johnny?
Let's go.
There's the man.
Okay.
Thank you.
I better stick around till they get Willie tranquilized, all right?
Okay.
The pulse is one.
It's crazy.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, take it easy.
Just take it easy.
All right, take it easy now.
You're going to be all right.
Just going to take a look at this wound here.
Okay.
Oh, well.
Pretty lucky. It's going to burn deep.
Okay.
We're going to get your BP here.
We're on our way to the hospital.
We're going to fix you up fine.
Hey, did I get it on film?
I mean, me fighting that tiger.
I don't know. I wasn't there.
Oh, man.
That's one great conversion.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Okay.
All right.
Now, don't move around. You just stay still, okay?
I got to find out a few things.
Rampart, the squad 51.
Yes, please tell Dr. Young
that Dr. Bragg has the X-rays.
51.
Thank you.
Go ahead, 51.
Rampart, we're in transit with a man
approximately 45 years old.
He's had a heart blow on the head
from a steering wheel.
He was comatose, but he's now conscious.
He also had a superficial
animal bite on the left
upper quadrant.
The BP is 140 over 80.
The pulse is 120.
And the respiration is 20.
Pupillary response is almost normal.
10-4, 51.
Start on IV, D5W.
Don't touch the wound.
Incidentally, if you capture the dog, so it can be examined for rabies.
10-4 on the capture, Rampart.
But it is not a dog.
It's a tiger.
Did you say a tiger?
Uh, yes, Rampart, I did.
What's your A.G.A.?
Now, listen, you get in touch with my publicity guy.
About three minutes, Rampart.
10-4, 51.
Put him in one. It's all set.
Hey, Dix.
Yeah.
What's the guy doing with a tiger in his car?
What do you expect him to do with it?
Take him for a walk?
Come on, now.
I mean, let's get a little cooperation in here now, doctor.
I'm not a doctor.
Well, has anybody got a camera?
If we could just get one picture here now.
Get the nurses all around.
Put your arm down. You're gonna ruin your IV now.
Come on.
Doctor, I'm sorry.
You're gonna ruin your IV now. Come on.
Doc, what do you want?
Put him here in one jump.
Doctor, maybe you can help me.
Have we got a camera anywhere around here that we can use?
Oh, man.
Doc, you don't need me, do you?
No, go ahead.
Doctor, can somebody around here call the newspapers?
You'll be able to call them yourself in a little while.
A little while? Now, what good is that?
Now, come on. You know me.
I'm Trader Jack. You've seen me on the TV.
Well, not that I remember.
Now, what are you watching on that thing?
X-rays?
Oh, yeah.
I'm gonna go get a little help.
I'm gonna go get an X-ray,
and then I'm gonna talk AN
Come on.
Now, dad...
We will, Gus. We will, just as soon as another doctor looks at you.
Well, I hurt now!
Gus, we want to find out what's wrong with you so we can fix it.
If we stop the pain now, it'll only make the problem more difficult.
Oh, you ain't fooling me. You don't want me to know what you've done to me.
Oh, oh, you...
That's why you got me tied up like this!
You've been experimenting on me like a guinea pig! Oh, my...
Hi, Kel. Pete, I'm glad you're here.
What's the problem? Let's take a look at these x-rays and I'll fill you in.
What's up?
About to get the tiger out of the car.
Yeah, he's sleeping like a baby. How's Trader Jack?
You know, the guy's incredible. He's really incredible.
He wanted to go on our next fire. Says he can do a whole campaign on the first fire sale in automotive history.
How many can you figure that?
You ready to go?
Well, no, I thought we could go in for some coffee or something. Maybe just talk.
Well, listen, I'd really like to do that, but I gotta get back with Chet.
I gotta spend all my time with him, you know?
Make him into a good picture. Make him work at it, you know? He's really good.
Oh, it's almost time for dinner anyway.
Yeah! Look at it that way.
What other way can I look at it?
Now, Gus, you know there's nothing to be taken lightly.
Stay in bed a full 24 hours and if you feel any dizziness or unusual drowsiness,
might get to your opposition right away or go back here, okay?
Well, right, Doc. Now, listen, do you suppose we could recreate the part where they wheel me in on the stretcher seat?
Now, you could be in it too, you know? You could be on TV.
I doubt the hospital administrator would agree to that.
Oh. Well, now, where do I get in touch with him?
You take your first ride to the lobby with the girl at the administration desk in the direct.
Hey, honey, how'd you like to be on TV?
Ready?
Ready! Let's go! Hummin' in!
All right! What do you think of that? Pretty good. Beautiful, huh?
Not bad.
Really?
That was really good.
Okay, come on. Show them what you can do, big Chet.
Okay, one more. Show them what you can do.
Beautiful! Did you see that? All right!
Hey, wow. Right down the middle, man.
That a boy, Chet.
I always knew I had athletic ability.
Well, you think you can do it again?
What, are you kidding?
Okay, show them what you can do. Do it one more time for them. Show them.
All right, show them one more time.
The man with the golden arm.
Yeah, the man's got natural talent.
Okay, now that we got that settled, how about some dinner?
You're supposed to be cooking tonight here, Kelly.
Well, Cap, what if I burn my fingers?
Yeah, Cap, listen, uh, while he's in training, he can't burn his fingers.
Well, I got an idea. How about Mike and Marco cook a dinner, right?
Wrong.
All right, which one of you is gonna pitch?
That's what I thought.
Hey, Chet, let me talk to you about that pitching arm of yours.
It's only a ballgame.
That's the way it started out, anyhow.
Squad 51, man trapped in waterbed 4793 North Santa Ana. Cross Street, Clovis. 4793 North Santa Ana.
Ambulance is at scene. Time out, 1745.
Squad 51, 10-4, KMG 365.
In here...
Yes, ma'am?
Ma'am?
Did you call us?
In here, there's no hurry.
All right.
Right this way, boys.
Yeah, what's the problem?
Don't touch the bed!
That's the problem.
Boy, can you say that again?
I told him, Walter, don't you buy that waterbed? Does he listen?
Marriott, for heaven's sake, I'm in pain.
Where exactly are you in pain?
Walter has a backache.
A lower lumbar herniated disc is a lot more than a backache.
I've had it often enough to know.
Oh, Walter, you've had everything often enough to know.
Why'd you call us?
Oh, I called you. His doctor wants him in the hospital, but he won't let us move him.
He's got a waterbed, and it jiggles.
You know what jiggling does to a herniated disc?
Yeah, it hurts. It hurts plenty.
I don't see how we're gonna get you out of here without touching the bed, though.
285 bucks.
I mean, we could have had a wonderful weekend in Vegas.
But instead, Walter decides to buy me a bed that gives me motion sickness.
Roy, you, uh...
You want to try to go with a backboard?
Yeah.
Where is he going? What are you gonna do?
We're gonna get a backboard. There's a firm board,
and we're just gonna slide you right onto the board.
This thing will start sloshing around.
You guys tried lifting him up by the sheets, I guess, huh?
Yeah, but he went right through the ceiling.
Don't touch the bed!
Because this has been going on since 8.30 this morning.
There is something you can do, right?
Right, right. It's gonna take a little bit of time.
We'll just drain the bed.
With your permission, of course.
What? With his permission?
Well, I'm gonna do you just one better than that.
I'm gonna...
Rain! Rain! Rain, dude, rain!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God, I've wanted to do that for such a long time.
Oh, Mary!
Oh, my God!
Easy, easy.
Oh, my God!
Easy, easy.
Oh, my God!
Oh, careful, careful.
Oh, please be careful. My back, please.
All right, all right. Just relax.
Got him?
See you later.
Good night.
Thanks again.
Just doing our job.
Where's Mary?
Uh, what was that all about?
Oh, just saying thanks.
What do you feel, Gus?
I feel lousy.
I mean your fingers.
You're holding my hand. I don't like it.
I'm sorry.
You're right, Kil.
Could be a toxic reaction.
Yeah, but what?
Any number of things.
A weakness of the exterior muscles of the left forearm.
Seizures, irritation, even psychotic behavior.
Oh, wait a minute.
Connect that with an acute abdominal syndrome.
Lead colic.
Right. Since they've taken the lead out of paint,
they hardly even see it in kids anymore.
He's got every symptom of chronic lead poisoning.
Mike, call the lab.
Have them check his red cells for basophilic stippling.
And start a 24-hour urine collection for lead.
There it is.
The base of the incisors and canines.
Lead line.
A textbook case.
Kil, positive on basophilic stippling.
Yeah, start him on a 3% solution of calcium to sodium meditate.
IV slowly.
Gus, we found the trouble.
We're going to help you.
You miserable bunch of butchers.
Listen to me, Gus.
You've been ingesting lead.
We need to find out where you've been getting it.
Go take a fly and jump to the moon.
Buy you a cup of coffee, Kil?
Another time, Pete.
I want to find out where he got that lead poisoning.
Thanks for the help.
You made the diagnosis.
I just confirmed your suspicions.
Let me know how it turns out, OK?
Will do.
OK.
Kil, a woman just brought her husband in with the same symptoms.
Joe's got her in treatment three.
Hey, Dix.
Did you find out where that lead's coming from yet?
Well, the second one's wife is afraid to talk to anyone.
It seems he's a heavy drinker and he beats her up all the time.
You know something?
Now, chronic lead poisoning is really rare.
And it's strange that we've had two in the same day.
Well, they both live in the same neighborhood.
Maybe they're getting from the same source.
Dix, set up a 3% solution of calcium disodium
edutate for IV administration.
Another one?
You got it.
Normally, we'd take him to the drunk tank.
This guy, he went out and he threw sort of a fit in the car,
so we thought we'd bring him down here instead.
Where'd you pick him up?
On 12,000 block at Blackstone.
12,000 block.
That's only about a mile from where we picked up the first one.
Was he violent?
Not until we took his fruit jar away from him.
Fruit jar?
I guess, ma'am, you see when an elk is on moonshine,
he carries it around a fruit jar.
Is that it?
Yep.
Nice.
That's moonshine, all right.
People in that area can't afford scotch.
We bust a couple of stills a year there.
Carol, have the lab run a screen on this for lead right away.
Right.
Now, Doc, you understand that's police evidence.
Yeah, I know.
You'll get it back in a few minutes.
Right now, I think you better notify the state authorities.
Looks like somebody's got a still going,
and they're using an old car radiator as a condenser,
or maybe lead piping.
Whichever it is, they're turning up poison booze.
Whatever it is, I hope you find it before it kills somebody.
Let's go.
Yeah, this is Dr. Brackett.
Get me the public health department, please.
So when you get to this point here,
I mean, you know you've got it made after that.
I mean, you can just read it.
I hate to say this, but, uh, Titch, you're pretty good.
I have a funny feeling we're gonna murder those guys.
That's a good point, Johnny.
Now, fellas, the secret to any winning team is strategy.
Now, they think we don't have a pitcher,
but we're gonna let them think they're right, right?
Now, I'm gonna walk the first two guys to build their confidence.
Now, that's strategy.
And then when they get their confidence all built up
and they think they got it made, pow!
I let them have it.
Those pitches go over like a blur of white right over the plate.
I hope that blur is headed towards the catcher, not the outfield.
Heh.
Now, Marco, you're the first baseman, right?
Yeah.
All right, I'm gonna teach you how to pick off a man on first.
Okay, now, a man starts to take his lead off.
You cough. Cough.
Ahem. Louder, Marco.
Ahem. Okay, now, this is my signal.
Now, if I don't want to pick the man off,
I'm gonna use my regular wind-up.
Now, watch it. It's like this.
Huh?
Okay, now, if I want to pick the guy off,
I'm gonna... Here's my wind-up.
You got it?
They both look the same to me. I'm sorry.
What do you mean, they look the same, you ninny?
You don't know anything about baseball.
This is my first baseman.
Look, Johnny, I'm sorry.
I'm not gonna wash his dishes tonight.
Really, I mean it now.
Look, you are selfish, man.
You expect me to wash dishes?
I'm not washing dishes.
Go, go, go!
Oh, my God.
Okay, air masks.
One of them were an inch and a half.
Anybody inside there, Vixen?
We can't find the guy.
We came here with a search warrant.
He said, proud of the place.
Looks like he went off the back way.
Real nut.
Uh-huh.
Oh, my God.
What do we got, Dan?
Well, somebody seems to be inside.
Looks like we got a baseman over here on the side.
Yeah, it's worth a try.
John, real line or a white line?
All right.
He's in there.
Looks like he got some kind of a still in there.
Yeah, those jugs are full of moonshine.
We got to see what that's just before you got here.
Grant Park's treating three victims of lint poisoning from this till.
You better stand back here, all right?
Okay.
I can't tell whether he's conscious or not.
Looks like he's been drinking some of his own poison.
Listen, make it fast.
There's enough alcohol in there to blow this whole place to toothpicks.
Maybe I'll get the lifeline.
All right.
Is there anyone who can feed me through the real line there?
You got to feed me through the real line there?
Yeah, I got it.
Hey, Johnny, it looks like his legs are pinned.
Sully, can you feed out this line to me, Cap?
You got to try this.
Yeah.
He's got a rifle.
You got him?
All right.
We got a fire up there.
Let me get out.
Can you hand him, okay?
He's out.
He's out like a lion.
You better get out of here quick.
He's moving through there fast.
Cap!
Not getting any of us, Cap!
Can you hear me?
He's coming down in fast, Johnny.
Okay.
Hang on, I'm almost done.
Cap, you ready out there?
Wherever you are.
Let me know when you need help.
Okay, man.
Ready?
Okay, I need help.
Okay, I got his head.
Got his head?
Watch his back now.
Grab his belt here.
Shuffle that glass of water paint.
Watch his shoulders.
Wait a minute.
I'm almost done.
Okay, go.
You got him?
Okay.
Get away from him, Jack!
Get away!
Rampart to squad 51.
Go ahead.
You can tell them that they don't have to worry about their still anymore.
Morning.
Beautiful morning, isn't it?
Yeah, I guess so.
Hey, Roy, you still angry with me?
Yeah.
But I'll get over it.
Morning.
What do you say, Roy?
Hi, Roy, how are you?
Oh, pretty good.
Hey, guys.
How you guys doing, huh?
Like some coffee?
Enjoyed the game.
Really good game yesterday.
Real good game.
Really enjoyed those moves.
Pretty good.
Hey, Marco, your batting was nothing less than great.
Come on, Mark.
Well, what do you think of that?
Worked with those guys for years.
Side by side, through thick and thin, through hell and high water.
Give them my spare time.
Teach them how to play baseball.
Get them ready for the big game.
What do they do? They snub you.
They snubbed me.
Just because another team comes along, it's a little bit better than they are.
And beat them by a couple of runs, and they have to shell out a few extra bucks.
Well, I hardly think that 17 to 3 is a couple of runs.
And $9 per man is hardly a couple of bucks, but I wouldn't worry about it.
I think they'll probably get over it.
Yeah, I know, but it's a whole idea of...
Here comes the cause of it all.
Him I don't want to talk to.
Morning, Roy. Morning, Jeff.
You.
I'm not talking to you.
But you're not talking to me.
Look, I had potential. Everybody knew it.
I was a natural.
And then in front of everybody, I fell apart.
So that was my fault?
You coached me. You taught me.
You taught me.
So that was my fault?
You coached me. You blew it, Johnny.
I'm a real champ.