I'm not even letting you in the house.
Why not?
That's why not.
I don't think of all my experience.
I'm thinking of antisepsis.
Besides, you've already been a godfather twice.
Three times, you forget the one I delivered to the hospital.
You still got a cold.
And even if you didn't, it's my turn.
I've gotta start sometime.
Okay, it's your turn.
Even if the mother doesn't decide to start without us.
Now.
Were there to meanish the fake answer before say-
Hey Perry, when does the tongues come out,
when he's momentum gets too strong,
and is it too late to go home
this year of being sabick,
then he's so naive and Фri people died.
Two of them are at the controls,
on episode one.
What if he can't break down the shapes?"
Hey, you, cozy as a 반,
notREAL or anything,
we just need to stay together.
You can't takeraphic Island here.
Can't seem to get inside the house.
Now let's take a look.
Hey, here she is.
She's in the living room.
You check the windows and I'll try the back door.
No luck.
Watch your eyes.
Hi, how you doing?
That's right, relax.
We're going to take good care of you.
My husband's coming to take me to the hospital.
I don't think there's going to be enough time.
I think the head's began to press on the perineal floor.
She's already begun reflex contraction.
I don't think we'd better move her.
You're the doctor. Go and wash up.
Hey, what's going on here?
Your wife's about to have a baby.
I know that. Who called a fire department?
Who busted my window? Where's my wife?
Your wife's in here, Mr. Mendell. She's being well taken care of.
Oh, yeah? Well, I just soon went to my own doctor.
Is he on the way?
He wasn't available.
Hey, he'll get here. I left a message. I'll find him.
He said there was nothing to worry about until the pains got closer together.
They're continuous now.
What does that mean?
It means you're about to barge into a delinory room.
You wouldn't want her to give birth in the back of an ambulance.
You guys sure you know what you're doing?
Judy's first baby was stillborn.
Let's make sure this one isn't.
Yeah, but...
Mr. Mendell, these are rescue firemen. They're trained for emergency medical work.
They'll do just fine.
How's she doing?
Can't you give her something?
It's too late. Any analgesic will filter down to the baby's bloodstream.
Depresses breathing.
You have to do something!
The first thing, Mr. Mendell, we have to do is keep calm.
Now, go get some blankets.
Yeah, but look at her, kid!
Please!
How's it going?
Crams. Big winds.
It's the baby's head pressing on a nerve.
Here, straighten her up.
It feels like he wants out.
He does.
Keep him alive. Please.
I'll contact base in case we need him.
Rampart basis is rescue 51.
Rampart basis is rescue 51.
Rampart base, go ahead, 51.
We have a precipitate delivery.
This is Roger Mendell.
Stage two, labor underway.
Progressing normally. Baby is full term.
No complications anticipated.
However, first child was stillborn.
No information on cost. I'd like you to stand by.
10-4-51, standing by.
Oh, Miss Jacobs, see if you can drag down a file on Mrs. Roger Mendell, locator doctor.
Yes, Miss McCall.
Put this on in case I need you up close.
Oh, Roger, you don't want to start that again.
This is ridiculous. You've had plenty of time to get it to the hospital.
Honey, take it easy.
It's up to nature and the firemen. Help me.
All right, now, on the next contraction, I want you to take a deep breath and push very hard, all right?
Okay.
Rescue 51.
What's your status?
Baby's on its way, apparently routine delivery.
Any information on what went wrong the first time?
Affirmative. The record shows asphyxiation attributed to anoxia caused by perlapsed umbilical.
Do you anticipate a repeat?
Negative, Rampart.
10-4, keep us advised, 51.
51.
All right, now take a deep breath and push again.
All right, you're doing great. Now push again.
You're doing real fine.
What's the matter with his color? Why isn't he moving?
He's very much alive, Mr. Mundell. Relax. Get Rampart again.
Rampart, birth is completed, but we have a problem.
Go ahead, 51.
Baby is cyanotic, breathing normally but weak. Very little movement.
Very low on the Apgar scale, estimate three.
What's the mother's RH factor?
Negative.
Husband says negative.
Has she ever had a blood transfusion?
Twice. Look, what's happening?
Affirmative.
51 advise you bring them in, code R. The baby might need an exchange transfusion.
Be sure to get blood samples. I'll have the lab and Dr. Brackett standing by.
51.
What did she say? What's an exchange transfusion?
It's nothing big. Sometimes antibodies from the mother get to chewing on the little guy's blood cells.
What's easy to fix?
It's a boy.
Ambulance is here. How'd you make out?
Okay. Congratulations, ma'am.
Where have you got him?
Right here.
What's the matter with him? Why is he so pale?
What's wrong with him?
All right, Judy. All he needs is a little red blood. The hospital's all set up and waiting for us.
I want you! What's wrong?
Oh, no! I don't want to lose you!
Hey, hey, hey! Listen up!
51, this is Rampart.
Go ahead, Rampart. This is 51.
Any signs of anemia?
Affirmative.
What about edema or cyanosis?
Affirmative.
10-4-51. We'll be standing by.
10-4.
The hospital's all set up, Judy. They'll fix him up just like new.
I'll die if you don't.
Gage did a good job.
Good man.
No sign of shock.
Keep your eye on him. I know he hasn't moved his head since we started.
Respiration's normal.
You had time to check on the mother?
She's worried, but okay.
Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Look, now, don't give me any red tape. I got a right to know. Where have you got my wife?
In a quiet place.
Well, how about the baby?
Dr. Allen, 63.
Well, who's in there with my son? Where's my own doctor? I demand to see what's going on.
Mr. Bonnell, look, we're on your side.
Now, there's nothing that's being done that isn't directed at keeping your wife and your baby alive, happy, and well.
Now, just please relax.
Okay.
Well, it's just that I want to find out...
Just that you're scared for your wife and your child. We understand.
Come on, we'll buy you coffee.
Nurse, watch the pulse carefully and observe for signs of shock.
Stat, ident doctor.
Well, Johnny, how's it feel to be a midwife?
Like being shot. How's the baby?
In great shape, thanks to you. How's the father?
Calling the grandparents. We got him calmed down a little.
Were you nervous?
Nervous and 10 feet tall at the same time.
What's the matter with him? Is he cold?
No. His reputation as a chef. The station's been down on him for weeks.
They all threaten to bid out on him when it's his turn to cook.
And it's his turn to cook today. He's been planning in his sleep.
I'm working on a meal you guys are never gonna forget.
That's for sure.
What are you having, Roy?
Beef bourgenon.
Beef who?
Bourgenon. French.
I hope you cook it better than you say it.
I'm sure it'll be delicious, Roy.
You want to come over and try some?
Wish I could, but I got to work tonight.
You want to trade places?
Well, hey, partner, how about a little loyalty?
How about letting me cook?
Beef bourgenon sounds great, Roy. How do you make it?
I got a great recipe. Want to try it?
Sure.
Hey, what are you, a mass killer?
Come on, we've got to pick up some supplies.
Good luck.
Oh, I'm really stuck.
I don't need a doctor to tell me that.
There's something we could try.
We could put the vase in hot water to expand it.
We could? Over my dead body?
Do you know how much that's worth to me?
The little boy's hand?
Thanks, Nix.
Of course, if it were a beer bottle, we could simply break it.
My son wouldn't stick his arm in a beer bottle.
Of course not. I mean, this is a lot older than a beer bottle.
420 years, to be precise.
Now, let me think.
Think very hard, will you, doctor? That's one expensive vase.
It's easy replacing the boy's hand.
Don't move, son. I'll be right back.
Nurse, would you bring me some ice cubes, please?
Right away, doctor.
Where will I find them?
Here's the place, the kitchen. They usually have it in there, you know.
Hold it.
What's the big rush?
The doctor asked me to bring him some ice and treatment five.
Ice.
I'll take it to him, then.
But walk. Do not run.
In this hospital, we do not run. Never. Got it?
Yes, Miss McCall.
Don't worry, David.
Does he look worried? Why should he worry? He doesn't know Ming from Ching.
Neither do I.
Here you are, doctor.
Thank you.
Last-dose constriction.
There. That just shrinks a little bit. We'll just have to wait.
Doctor, that ice is touching my vase.
It can't help that man.
It won't crack it, will it? It better not crack it.
If it cracks it, I'll sue the hospital. Rest assured, I'll sue.
That vase is my most irreplaceable possession.
No kidding?
No kidding. The head came first naturally.
It looked a bit like... well, didn't look right. A bit scary.
Of course, I knew exactly what it was.
What was it?
Anybody recognize it in a minute?
They would.
Or maybe you two never ran across it.
Try us.
Erythro... er... er... erythroblastosis fatalis.
Hey, how many babies have you delivered?
Time's up.
Gotta go.
One.
Hey, what are you two doing for supper?
Come on, Romeo.
I honestly don't know what I'm going to do.
If you ever lay hands on that vase again, you're really going to be in for a great deal of trouble.
Well, how's it going, guys?
Not so good.
Want to report a fire?
Did you start one?
If we did, we wouldn't tell you.
Yeah, that's true.
We lost something.
Okay, what?
A key to my handcuffs.
And he's wearing them.
Well, where is the key?
My sister's got it.
And she won't give them back?
She can't. She threw it down the sewer. Girls.
Yeah.
Well, looks like I better get the K-12.
Will it hurt?
A bit. But you're tough, aren't you?
Yeah.
Hey, where you guys going?
We'll try the police station.
Well, they'll probably use a wiffle spring on you.
What's a wiffle spring?
Well, it's a thing that operates a raltney.
It has a big ratchet on it like a crabbit's.
It's great for taking off stuck handcuffs.
But of course, it makes a lot of noise.
Now, on the other hand, I might be able to get them off with a Stetso hydraulic activator.
What's that?
A pair of pliers.
Honest?
Honest.
Thanks, mister.
Short tour.
Wasn't a tour. That was a genuine rescue.
Squad 51, an injury in the alley behind 112-34 South Willis.
Squad 51, an injury in the alley behind 112-34 South Willis.
Hurry it up, man.
Slow down, fella.
Fast, man. My brother's dying.
What happened?
A fight. The dumb kid's had a fight.
Come on, he's out cold.
He's got to do something.
Where is he?
Inside.
Come on.
He looks dead.
Nothing.
Not breathing either.
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen.
Full on.
Four hundred?
Yeah.
What are you doing?
Trying to start his heart moving if you'll get back.
Pinpoints.
Is he on drugs?
Drugs?
Yeah, drugs. What's he on?
Listen, we're trying to save your brother's life.
One way to do it is to help him with drugs.
We give him something. When he's already had too much, we're liable to kill him.
You understand that?
Hey, I don't know his thing.
He was in this fight, see, in the alley. I heard him. I went out there.
Everybody splits except Sam.
He's out cold on the ground bleeding.
And that's all I know.
How old is he?
Sixteen.
Have you ever heard of a 16-year-old kid having a heart attack?
Look, chances are drugs slow down his functions.
That plus a blow on his head knocked his heart.
Where's your parents?
Dead. There's just him and me. I'm his guardian.
Rampart base, rescue 51.
Rampart rescue, 5-1.
51, this is Rampart. Go ahead.
We have a heart case.
16-year-old male, been in the fight.
Oral and nasal bleeding, probably on drugs.
We had a V-fib. We defibrillated once.
Came back with a sinus bradycardia of 30, which increased later to 60.
BP is 110 over 80, labored breathing.
Confirmed, 51. Patient is 16 years old.
That's affirmative. Suspect an OD, but no evidence.
51, transmit his EKG.
10-4.
What's his trip, Hooper?
You working for him?
Everything under control?
Pretty near.
Are you related to him?
Could I get some information from you?
His name, age, and address and such?
I'll set up room 3.
51, you can start an IV. 500 cc's, D5W.
Also advise you place patient on his side to facilitate drainage.
Keep monitoring his vital signs and patch him in for us when you get time.
10-4, 51.
Okay, break it up. Come on, give him a little room in here.
Move out.
Come on, careful, man.
How long is his heart stuck?
I don't know.
What are his chances?
We'll check it out.
The main thing is to keep him alive.
Wish him luck.
Come on, Johnny, let's go.
What about his brain, doctor?
Too early to tell.
Dr. Pander, treatment room 4.
Well, Johnny, you had a good day.
You started two hearts, a new one and a used one.
I'm going to reward you with the best tasting dinner you've ever had.
I'd rather have a hamburger.
Hey, come on.
Let's go visit an old friend.
Hello, come in.
Where were you just wondering?
Oh, I'm just fine, thanks to you.
How's your son?
They just brought him up to show me.
He's all pink and handsome, just like you promised.
Judy?
Oh.
Gentlemen, I owe you an apology for my behavior this morning.
It was lousy.
There's no excuse for it, really.
There was, too.
Roger's company's going through a big merger.
It's kind of hard on the disposition.
Judy, there's no need to go into that.
Yes, there is.
Mr. Gage saved our baby's life.
He deserves an explanation.
Well, I guess we better get back to work.
Come back soon.
Hi, Papa.
If we had a dollar for every apology...
Yeah, I know.
We'd be able to hire a real cook.
Roy swears it's a great recipe.
Have I ever made you anything you didn't just love?
You're worse than Johnny. No confidence.
How's the Hooper kit?
Too early to tell.
I hear you're on deck for beef bourguignon, too.
Another lucky man.
Come on, partner. I've got my shopping suit.
Dr. Adler wanted surgery.
Dr. Adler wanted surgery.
That's the difference between a medic and a paramedic.
What?
Having Dixie fix beef bourguignon and having you fix it.
Sluggish.
Even more so. Different time reaction.
Could be severe concussion.
Could be.
But we still don't know enough about that fight he was in.
We'll go see if his x-rays are ready.
Once we get his heart stabilized, we can examine him better.
I'll let you know if there's any change, okay?
How is he?
A CNS problem, all right.
No way to determine its extent.
Anything happening out there?
Just got an attempt at suicide. She's all right.
Loss of blood, that's all.
He could clear up quickly, Dix.
I hope so.
Johnny's gonna feel very badly if he doesn't make it.
Okay, what's the story?
What are you getting around like vultures for?
What's the matter?
There's nothing the matter for sure, Jay.
There's a possibility his brain's been without oxygen for too long.
So what's that supposed to mean?
Possible brain damage? Possible.
Relax, Jay.
There's every chance your brother will recover completely.
Yeah, sure.
It could take a little time, that's all.
Yeah, that's all.
A little time.
All we need is a little time to make sure he's a vegetable, right?
And then we bundle him up and we sit him in a chair.
If he can sit in a chair near the window...
so he can watch the world go by...
that is, if he can tell what he's looking at...
he might as well be dead.
Come on, Jay. I'll buy you a cup of coffee.
Look, it isn't your fault.
Yeah, none my fault.
Well, who turned him on?
It's gonna be him.
What's wrong?
400 watts second. Nick, get him out of here.
I said, what's wrong?
What are you trying to pull?
Don't touch my brother.
Don't anybody touch my brother.
And don't anybody touch me either.
You're gonna kill him?
No. God's doing that.
We're just gonna hang tight.
Do you really want him to die?
I don't want to see my kid run in the basket.
He's back.
Not so it matters.
Straighten up.
Here is Guardian, remember?
Yeah, that's some Guardian.
Guardian of a vegetable.
Dr. Mendez in the receiving room.
Dr. Mendez in the receiving room.
That offer for coffee's still not good.
You know, you're real generous.
I give you a guinea pig and you give me a cup of coffee.
Right on.
Jay, you might have been right in there.
We're faced with that decision all too often.
But you can never be sure, especially in your brother's case.
It's too soon when you can't be sure.
You can't hang tight when the heart stops.
Dr. Campbell, outside call, please.
Mushroom, mushroom.
Next right.
Seaship ice fresh ones.
Sure wish I was on the seashift.
Everyone on seashift is ten pounds overweight.
Those guys are really lucky.
Charlie Wilson Moonlight's the second chef at La Pavilion.
I'm sure he's a good guy.
He's got a good taste.
You know, one of your eyes is bluer than the other.
Which one?
That one.
Oh, you're a good guy.
I'll have to say, I'm not a good guy.
I'm a very good guy.
I'm a good guy.
I'm a good guy.
Which one?
That one.
It's glass.
That way I don't have to look at half of you.
Would you rather we not shop here anymore?
What do you mean we?
I like your friend.
Yeah, you and his wife.
Uh, $9.03, please.
Do you have the three pennies?
Yeah.
Squad 51, LA.
Squad 51.
Squad 51, electrocution in a house.
21-05, Miriam Cresson.
21-05, Miriam Cresson.
21-05, Miriam Cresson.
Cross Street Elm.
Timeout 14-05.
Squad 51 responding.
Bye.
Thank goodness you're here.
Oh, please hurry.
It's my husband.
Please hurry.
Exactly what happened there.
Oh, it was worse than the electric chair.
Must have been a million volts.
Sparks all over the place.
Ruined my electric chair.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Sparks all over the place.
Ruined my electric washer.
Please follow me.
You cut the power.
No, I didn't think of it.
Where's the box?
In the garage.
I'll get it.
So what are you going to do, stand here watching him?
How long ago did this happen?
Well, I called in right away.
Is that all you're going to do?
Listen, ma'am, please try to be calm.
How exactly with Stanley lying there
and trying to keep him from getting hurt.
I'm sorry.
He's got to be off the page.
I'll be right back.
Rampart base, this is rescue 51.
How do you read?
Go ahead, 51.
Rampart, we have an electrical shock
that's been damaged by a shock.
Go ahead, 51.
Rampart, we have an electrical shock victim,
40-year-old male, looks like 220 volts.
His EKG is showing ventricular arrhythmia,
some PVCs.
Get Dr. Brackett fast.
51, what are the vitals?
Pulse 40 and strengthening.
Respiration, slow and shallow.
We've stopped CPR.
Any history of heart trouble?
Negative.
Good luck, 51.
More PVCs.
He's throwing them like crazy.
They're multifocal.
As long as he doesn't go into V-fib, we're all right.
51, this is Rampart.
Start on IV with D5W plus metaraminol,
100 milligrams and 500 CCs.
10-4.
We better set up in two for him.
Sounds terrible.
He's alive.
Look at his hands.
They're not hurting him now, man.
Better bundle him up.
I'll get the blankets.
You guys do get around, don't you?
Yeah, don't we all?
Are you the missus?
Can I ask you some questions?
Yes, but...
He's okay.
Rampart, 51.
Blood pressure's very low, 60 over 20.
Catastrophic, 51.
Is he all right?
He'll soon be ready to go to the hospital, ma'am.
He's so pale.
You can't judge from the outside.
He's chugging away on all cylinders.
That'll be a departure.
He never did before.
Dr. Allen, 63.
Dr. Allen, 63.
You're younger.
You're prettier.
Dr. Alex Lopez, Dr. Alex Lopez, 31.
I wish people would take better care of themselves.
Sounds like you're getting done in.
I'm not, but my beef bourgeoisie knows.
Engine crew will have picked up your groceries for you.
There's only one farm in this whole county
that knows what to do with them.
Yeah, Charlie Wilson of C-Shift.
Wonder if he'll come in if we pay him.
You're a real comedian, aren't you?
Dr. Early, 63.
I think this whole day's been planned like this
to work up an appetite.
Got to be hungry enough to eat a horse.
You eat a horse if you want.
How's he doing?
Well, he's not so bad when you figure
he's been hit by lightning.
Dr. Brackett's in there now.
Heart's coming back to normal,
but he's verging on shock.
You got him in good time.
How's the Hooper kid?
Still in a coma, but his reactions have begun to improve.
You know, I think he's going to be a very grateful boy
when he wakes up.
Come on, Dr. Kilgare.
I guess we can't stall him any longer.
Enjoy your dinner.
Oh.
About time we're getting ready
to call in Charlie Wilson.
It's not too late.
You just do yourselves out
of the best supper 51's ever had.
Where'd he get all that confidence?
I don't tell anybody,
but he's been practicing that dish at home
for a week on his wife.
Only a week?
How come this station doesn't have any rosemary?
Who's rosemary?
Well, now, it's got to be the girl
that's going to teach him how to boil water.
What can I say?
Well, you might try asking,
are there any questions?
Any questions?
Uh, yeah.
May I leave the table?
What for?
Well, somebody's got to get
the stomach pump ready.
Engine 51, engine 111.
Rubbish fire in the alley.
Try and finish it all up
before we get back.
No, no, no.
Now how can I prove anything?
You know something?
This is good.
Hey, it is good, isn't it?
Yeah.
How will they know?
They mean it's just as good cold.
I got it.
Already?
I'll get something for her off the squad.
No, I mean, I know how to prove it to them.
How?
Simple.
You like it, don't you?
Yeah.
You sign an affidavit,
you swear under oath how good it is,
then they'll believe me.
Okay.
For a fee.
Next time I get stuck,
you do the dishes for me.
You're all heart.
Deal?
Deal.
Sure hope you missed dinner.
Hey, don't talk like that.
You guys miss something
you may never get again.
Best chow we've had around here in months.
Go on, Johnny, tell them.
Gage.
Squadron 51 with engine 68,
command draft on college train
at new construction,
Winlow and LaSalle.
Winlow and LaSalle,
time of 1855.
Gap and
Where is he?
What's the story?
Well, it started out as a suicide at first.
Went up to talk to him, he told us he'd changed his mind.
He said he'd like to come down if it was all right with us.
My partner's still up there trying to talk him in.
Trouble is, now he's afraid to move.
We can't get a ladder up there.
You better pull him off. Take your belts and ropes and go on up.
I figured as much. Let's go.
I sure ate to fall.
That'd be a fast ride down with all that beef bourgeois aboard.
Be glad your last supper was such an occasion.
I'll be around for breakfast. Don't worry about that.
You better. You got an affidavit to deliver.
How am I going to get out there?
Did you ever walk on top of a garden fence?
Yeah, when it was 100 feet closer to the ground.
Just think of it as a garden fence.
Let's go.
Moana is вид from the
local
Garden fence, huh? Well, there might be a little difference. Yeah.
I hope you live to be a hundred.
Yeah, we'll have you off here in no time.
Let's get this belt hooked around you. There. Perfect fit.
I'll be ready to go any second. What do you say about that?
Anybody be nervous up here? I am. Ready to go? Yeah, I think so. Okay.
You scared as I am? Yeah.
You did all right over there. Like that psychology you tried,
pretending you were scared. Pretending? Come on, let's go back home.
How'd it go? Routine. Did you guys eat? We set out for Chinese food.
Hey, Johnny. They... they ate it.